So i Totally pee'd on a frog..

One day, in the aftermath of a glorious ultimate Frisbee battle, we were hanging out in the Fort Nu gent football field. A group of friends and i were just hanging out watching other people play football, when i had the Novel idea to attempt one of my old tricks of climbing a football pole, notice, im now 21 and when i did this in the past i was 14, well I fell of off it. From,



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Well, after landing on my head, Which bounced and rebounded to the ground a time or two, ; I jumped up and felt dizzy but assured everyone i was fine. Except i couldnt really walk because my ankle was in alot of pain, so they instructed me to sit down for a bit, then i started feeling Very tired, so i informed everyone that i was going to sleep and i laid down and then went to sleep. within seconds they had all surrounded me and were attempting to wake me up, which i did and i jumped up and said, "Kidding!" . Cus i didnt want them to worry, but yeah, so for about 3 weeks i didnt run or do anything, which of course led me into a few bouts with depression, until i found myself with a membership at Thrive and i started to stretch and stuff and work on my ankle a bit.

Then Now, I can run.

Well, the other day i went for a run and whilst i was in the midst of my run i felt the need to urinate. So i waited until i found myself running thru a secluded forest, and walked off into the depth of trees for a chance of alonity to .. yeah .
Well, i started to pee and being bored i aimed at the nearest leaf, which immediatly jumped out of the stream. well, of course this just made the game more fun, so i proceded to change aim in order to chase it. It jumped again, which surprised me and i noticed, It was a frog! i flinched and finished then i proceded to follow the frog until i escaped into a log. Having been brought up with manners, I apologized to my dear friend Mr. Frog, and then having no answer i informed him that it was not in my intent to damage him pyschologically or put him thru any distress. Well, what i didn't know, was someone was on the path not too far behind me and i think they heard me talking to our beloved mutual friend Mr. Frog, and thus emanated from them a strange look at myself.

The path i ran on after that is a large field that circles and throughout my journey on said field i ran into this lady and her dog a few times. Each time she gave me a look that seemed to say, Ur a nutcase. Causing me some alarm and having me change my route a few times so i wouldnt run into her anymore, Even to the point of ended my run a little shorter than i had originally intended.

The morals:
Don't judge people for talking to frogs
And ensure that you are alone whenever carrying a conversation with our amphibian friends.